Sniper's Adventures: Q&A about the BIGFOOT TOAST auction on eBay

Q:	I have a three part question. Has MonsterQuest contacted you about Bigfoot Toast? If so, will they be bringing camera traps to your kitchen in hopes of capturing more Bigfoot toasts or possibly a giant squid egg salad sandwich? If camera traps are to be placed in your kitchen by MonsterQuest, can I come over? I think camera traps are cool.	Aug-20-08
A:	I concur Camara Traps are cool. MonsterQuest has not contacted me yet. However, if you want to come hang out and stare at the toaster you are more than welcome. Just let me know so I won't be there...because to be honest with you that is just a little weird.
Q:	Is the Bigfoot toast in a climate controlled room? I would also like to know if it could be kept near or in the same room as animal crackers?	Aug-20-08
A:	Great question. Yes, Bigfoot Toast is in a Ziploc bag on the counter in my kitchen. The thermostat in my house is set at 71 unless, of course, the wifey messes with it and then it set to about 18 below. As for animal cracker co-existance I'd guess the lions, tigers, bears, and elephants could hold their own if confrontation were eminent.
Q:	Is this edible?	Aug-19-08
A:	Is this edible? Yes, but so are Monkey’s Brain. Should you eat it? No, just like Monkey’s Brain.
Q:	Do you think if I ate the toast, then went number two on the floor, bigfoot would grow out of it?	Aug-19-08
A:	Only someone that likes the Cleveland Browns would ask such a question. No, I do not think that would happien.
Q:	With the recent revelation that the bigfoot body found was actually a rubber gorilla suit, how can I be assured that this is real and not just a fake? This would be the final piece in my bigfoot collection. I must be assured before I put down a weeks pay for an item as rare as this.	Aug-19-08
A:	Currently the bid is at $31.00 bucks. If you only make $31.00 a week you have some other things to ponder. THIS TOAST IS NOT FOR YOU.
Q:	Are you sure this is the image of Big Foot? If you turn the image on its side it looks like Michael Phelps swimming.	Aug-19-08
A:	This is obviously Bigfoot. Do you see 8 pieces of chinese bling bling on its' neck. Besides, who eats a sandwich from the side? Everyone knows you smell your fingers when eating a sandwich.
Q:	I prefer rye bread. Is this possible?	Aug-19-08
A:	Preference is the seed of racism. As for possibilities, anything is possible. Anything...
Q:	I was wondering if you had located the Cookie Monster sippy cup. If you find it and are able to include it in the auction, or have a subsequent auction containing it and the toaster, I might be interested in bidding.	Aug-19-08
A:	The search for the Cookie Monster sippy cup is still underway but I believe you are overlooking the real value here. There are only a few videos with bigfoot in them versus Cookie Monster who I used to watch on the daily. He even helped me learn how to count. To each his own. When I find Cookie I will contact you first.
Q:	Do you know if it is a male or female bigfoot? I can not tell in the photo. I have the image of a male bigfoot on a paper towel I used to clean up some spilled juicy-juice. I am in search of a male big foot image. I plan to use the images atop the cake at my daughter's upcoming wedding.	Aug-19-08
A:	I do not know if she is a male or if he is a female. Either way, why would you want 2 male images on top of your daughters wedding cake. Will your duaghters marrage only be recognizes as a union in California and Massachusetts?
Q:	Who do you think would win in a fight Chuck Norris or Big Foot?	Aug-19-08
A:	That is the dumest question submitted so far. Everybody knows Chuck Norris would first scare Bigfoot hairless then whoop his tail for being bald.
Q:	What guarentee could you offer that Big Foot Toast won't morph into Swampthing as mold over takes it as it ages?	Aug-19-08
A:	I can virtually garentee that WILL happied. Therefor, you are getting a two for one. Even more reason to bid.
Q:	Is BIGFOOT TOAST right for me?	Aug-19-08
A:	If you have to ask, then NO.
Q:	I'm not a toast collector, but I do collect bagels, cressant rolls and biscuits. I was wondering if you could toast a bagel and see what happens. I was just curious because a bigfoot bagel would be a superb addition to my collection and toast really doesn't do it for me.	Aug-18-08
A:	You must be French. Unfortunately bagels, cressant rolls, and biscuits won't fit in the slots on my toaster. Besides,I couldn't tell you where to buy a bagel if I had to. Who toasts biscuits and cresseant rolls?
Q:	What flavor of Smuckers Preserves were you about to put on this amazing piece of toast?	Aug-18-08
A:	Asking that is like asking someone who they voted for or how much money they make. BUT since I like Smuckers so much I will plug their delectable perserves. The reality is if it were not for Smuckers there would be no Bigfoot Toast. The answer to your question is Apricot-Pineapple. Thanks for the question.
Q:	If you do decide to end the auction and go on a 58 city tour, what cities would you likely visit? Are you in need of a promoter? I would like to quit my job at the cheese sandwich factory and assist you along the way.	Aug-18-08
A:	I have no ideas as to what cities we would visit. I just said 58 because thats my favorite number. As to you jumping on board, you sir are not the first to ask. My main concern is the stardum and recognition that one would gain from such an experience, in such a short amount of time, could be devistating. Look at Joey Budafuco, Macaulay Culkin, David Lee Roth, or Michael Phelps to name a few. Before you knew it you'd be in rehab and I'd be getting sewed. Thanks for your interest but I think you should stick to what you know best. Don't quit your crappy cheese job.
Q:	Feel The Pulse! Your Being Featured At GetOnPulse.Com	Aug-18-08
A:	All this exposure and fame is starting to go to my head. I am considering ending the auction and taking the toast on a 58 city tour.
Q:	Have you had a reputable authority examine this toast to verify it's authenticity? Someone such as Tom Biscardi, Billy Mays, or the BFRO?	Aug-18-08
A:	No, sorry, nobody has authinticated the toast yet. Not due to lack of trying. Apparently, Tom Biscardi is too busy, in Califonia pulling a hoax on America, to even return an email. Billy Mays has come down with a bad case of the gout and BFRO is just some guy behind a computer trying to make money off the unsuspecting Bigfoot loving community. Thanks for your interest.
Q:	After diligently researching and examining the past 4 days, I believe this to be one of the most extraordinary finds of the new millenium. I purchased 50 loaves of Nature's Own Double Fiber Wheat bread and while I tried to duplicate the finding by any means possible, including incorporating my jedi mind tricks;duplicate, I was not able. Believe it's bigfoot, I do.	Aug-18-08
A:	You would have been better off purchasing this toast if you went out and bought 50 loafs of Nature's Own. Thanks for the testing results though. Perhaps it will help "those" that do not believe.
Q:	Are you a toast collector? If so, I have a large vintage premium toast collection that I recieved from my fathers inheritance. Might you be interested? I can send pics, negotiable on prices.	Aug-17-08
A:	No, I am not a toast collector. Currently I only collect toe nails and scabs, none of which are for sale. I may be interested in your collection depending on what toasts you have in it. Please send me some pics.
Q:	I would like to know if there was any strange smell exuding from the toaster. I hear they have a pungent odor, also could you please inform us as to what setting the toaster was on when the toast popped up? Some of us are a bit skeptical regarding the validity of this extraordinary find and would also like a DNA sample before we bid.	Aug-17-08
A:	There was a hint of burnt hair in the air now that I think about it but nothing out of the ordinary. Toaster was and still is set to 6. DNA testing takes days and I am not sure if you can extract DNA from toast. Thanks for your questions.